It doesn’t all taste like chicken

1b_1_bMichel Pastoureau observes that “for medieval society, in effect, the animal that was closest to man is not the bear (despite its outward appearance and its supposed similar method of coupling), even less so the monkey (an abominable figure of the devil), but in fact the pig.” The notable resemblance between human and pig, apparent in their shared cunning and omnivorousness, is perhaps at its most disquieting in the similarity between human and porcine anatomy, for this internal similarity is precisely what would be on display at Christian meals. If our Christian eaters had done their homework–and I don’t doubt that some of them did–they would have recalled medieval medical treatises, which often included an anagrammatic pun on corpus (body) and porcus (pig). More likely, by remembering the common disparagement of pigs in medieval moral treatises, they would have thought about the pig as a speculum of their own gluttony, but the medical pun might be recalled even in this context: Peter the Chanter’s On Virtues and Vices (aka Verbum abbreviatum), for example, points out that “the pig has much in common with humans in its body, as is shown from the arrangement of its internal organs (sicut ex anatomia et divisione ejus patet)” (PL 205:337D-338A). such observations have the support of modern science: see Wilson Pond and Harry J. Mersmann’s Biology of the Domestic Pig (New York, 2001), which observes that “the digestive similarity and nutrient requirements of the pig and human are remarkably similar.”

Pond and Mersmann don’t talk about similarity of flesh, but if they’re ever so inclined, they might ask a Japanese robot to write a chapter in their textbook’s next edition:

At the end of the robot’s left arm is an infrared spectrometer. When objects are placed up against the sensor, the robot fires off a beam of infrared light. The reflected light is then analyzed in real time to determine the object’s chemical composition.

“All foods have a unique fingerprint,” Shimazu said. “The robot uses that data to identify what it is inspecting right there on the spot.”

When it has identified a wine, the robot speaks up in a childlike voice. It names the brand and adds a comment or two on the taste, such as whether it is a buttery chardonnay or a full-bodied shiraz, and what kind of foods might go well on the side…
When a reporter’s hand was placed against the robot’s taste sensor, it was identified as prosciutto. A cameraman was mistaken for bacon.

All I have to say right now is: no kidding.


(hat-tip: Majikthise) (thanks to this ebay auction for the image. You’ve a day left if you want to own it yourself)

Claudine Fabre-Vassas The Singular Beast: Jews, Christians, and the Pig (trans. Carol Volk, New York, 1997) is essential. Michel Pastoureau’s several discussions of pigs can be found in: “Quel est le roi des animaux?” in Le monde animal et ses représentations au Moyen-Age (XIe-XVe siècles) (Toulouse, 1985); “L’homme et le porc: une histoire symbolique,” in Couleurs, images, symboles: études d’histoire et d’anthropologie (Paris: Léopard d’Or, 1989); “Histoire d’une mort infâme: le fils du roi de France tué par un cochon (1131),” Bulletin de la société nationale des antiquaires de France (1992): 174-76; “L’animal et l’historian du Moyen Âge.” in L’animal exemplaire au Moyen Âge (Ve – Xve Siècle), ed Jacques Berlioz and Marie Anne Polo de Beaulieu (Rennes, 1999), 13-28; “La chasse au sanglier: histoire d’une dévalorisation (IVe-XIV siècle),” in La chasse au Moyen Age: société, traités, symboles, ed. Agostino Paravicini Bagliani and Baudouin van den Abeele, (Florence, 2000), 7-23; and “Une justice exemplaire: les procès intentés aux animaux (XIIe – XVIe s.),” Cahiers du Léopard d’or 9 (2000), 173-200. He reprints some of the above material in Les animaux célèbres, (Paris: Bonneton, 2001) and Une histoire symbolique du moyen âge occidental,(Paris: Seuil, 2004).