Dirtbag Song of Roland

Oliver: “Roland, blow the horn!”
Roland: [grabs his junk] “Blow this horn, jerk!”
Oliver: “I’m serious.”
Roland: “Ok!” [farts]
Oliver: “What about this don’t you understand?”
Roland: “Toot toot toot!”

[this has been a production of Dirtbag Song of Roland]

(Obviously inspired by Dirtbag Hamlet)

(having its origin in my sketch of 4 plots, here:

Modern: Misfit –> Hero
Hagiography: Hero –> Misfit
Chivalry: Hero –> Misfit –> Hero (“Misfit” optional)
Song of Roland: Hero –> Asshole –> Martyr
inspired by Grant Snider’s excellent Conflict in Literature comic)